Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 16, 2015

  1. Bitsy twill update
    bitsy twill  almost 9 years ago

    Wouldn’t you know it. As soon as the cameraman goes home, Fist Pump Man gets raptured.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “I pulled the plug on the show.” Er, doesn’t she have a contract? Pulling the plug isn’t really your call, Holly. I think this is all a euphemism for “The ratings tanked, and we got cancelled. Thanks a lot, Darwin kid!”

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    kdizzle  almost 9 years ago

    This is going to drive Marty to drink! Oh wait….

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 9 years ago

    Dora’s arm does the talking in P1. I can’t tell if Fist Pump Man is as happy as the rest of us that this stupid story is over, or if he’s beaming up to the mother ship in P2. Gil and Dora’s feet talking it out in P3.

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 9 years ago

    Former State Champion Coach Gil to Dora in P1: Wanna have a little fun under the bleachers before you go back to Hollywood? As a matter of fact, isn’t that what all the kids called you back then. Holly Would.

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    Ravenswing  almost 9 years ago

    Fist Pump Man says “OH THANK GOD”

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    Lukebunkin   almost 9 years ago

    Difficult to tell, but it looks like fistpump man is breaking into a cartwheel while pleading with Mt. Holly to take him with her!Wonder if Kaz and Mimi are spending this much time together on the field hockey field?Just Asking.Keith KellyMi

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    Mr Reality  almost 9 years ago

    In all reality ,whatever Gil’s been taking in P 1 ,I want some he looks 40 years younger today than most days . Whatever happened to the tape Gil was going to show Holly ? Que up Blue Christmas to play in P 3.

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    bearwku82  almost 9 years ago

    Everyone ready for the pre season Marjie Ducey interview with Gil, check. Max Bacon has put on 15lbs. of muscle and attended basketball camps, check, check. Cyril Figgis’ son, Bobby Howry, will piss off Coach Kaz by raiding his Centrum vitamins.

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    chujusmith  almost 9 years ago

    The kids deserve better!!! What about us? The Gilfans are here everyday. Don’t we deserve something better? Heck, we’d even settle for the two kids back by the Christmas tree for the holiday shout out.

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    Mopman  almost 9 years ago

    This is bogus man! We don’t get to see Leisure Suit Larry get his ass handed to him by Gil? We don’t get to see Dory react to his dreams getting crushed? We don’t get to see Marty shot down by Dora again despite him being the focus of this season’s storyline? (Oh wait, I forgot, that only lasted for about 3 days.) And speaking of lasting, today’s Mopped Up Thorp will leave a lasting impression on you.

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  12. Bitsy twill update
    bitsy twill  almost 9 years ago

    Dora(n) says “no mas” and walks away in the 8th round

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    miffedmax  almost 9 years ago

    So the kid in P1 the other day was right. The Mothership has returned. It’s no wonder the Aliens are interested in Fist Pump Man as he, along with Sign Man and Luhm, are the only signs of intelligent life in Milford.

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    chiphilton  almost 9 years ago

    “For now, the dissatisfaction with merely being a great teacher and the lust for money and fame are still part of who I am.”

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    huskiecoach  almost 9 years ago

    Mimi sees Gil engrossed in a 1-on-1 convo with the hated Holly – what WILL she do?!

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    twainreader  almost 9 years ago

    P-1: Gil notices that Holly is one of the undead and can’t cast a shadowP-1: Only in Milford could she “pull the plug”. Those cameras come with their own power packsP-3: Gil shows his hostility to the students claiming they deserve her . Holly responds claiming to still have some working cameras as she and Gil head back to her room at the Hotel Motel.

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    gzitver  almost 9 years ago

    Remember poor Bob Roth, the teacher whose room Holly expropriated? I understand they offered him his job back. It went something like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6CVvNRQcvE

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