Garfield: Ah, summer nights... The smell of the neighborhood barbecues...
*slap slap slap slap slap slap*
Garfield: And the sound of Jon flailing at mosquitos.
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
Jon: I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE!!
I often wish I had a button I could push that would cause every invertebrate life form within a hundred yards to fall instantly and painlessly dead. (Painlessly? Sure. I’m not inhumane, you know.)
I have environmentally sensitive friends who think this strange….
I’m at my uncle’s down in Maine (State Bird–Mosquito) slapping for all I’m worth. “Hey, Unk, ain’t these mosquitoes bothering you?” “Ah don’t take it personal.”
It has been said that mosquitos prefer Type O blood.
Meanwhile, I’ve met only one other person besides Jon Arbuckle who the mosquitos like better than me, and he’s on this side of the fourth wall with me.
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
Why aren’t they biting Garfield?
vlechtja about 14 years ago
too much cholesterol?
Roger Smith about 14 years ago
Cat fur tastes terrible. Try biting a cat sometime.
moronbis about 14 years ago
Jon is ‘sweet’.
Nebulous Premium Member about 14 years ago
Nose and ears need to be protected. The rest of a cat is practically invulnerable to mosquitoes.
GreatEighthSin about 14 years ago
Yup… that looks about right.. especially this year..
IdahoSpud about 14 years ago
Don’t find this funny because there are too many beautiful places that are totally ruined by mosquitoes. I’m with Jon on this one.
sthnprince about 14 years ago
i bet a couple of these Alabama skeeters could tow an eighteen wheeler!
mjbdiver about 14 years ago
If Jon keeps flapping like that, he’ll be flying like a bird.
jelatinMAN about 14 years ago
Mosquitis, the fear of being bitten/stung by a bug. It makes you see bugs that aren’t there and you slap just to slap. It’s gonna make John go crazy!
Dkram about 14 years ago
I’ve seen mosquitoes that should have running lights.
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peter0423 about 14 years ago
I often wish I had a button I could push that would cause every invertebrate life form within a hundred yards to fall instantly and painlessly dead. (Painlessly? Sure. I’m not inhumane, you know.)
I have environmentally sensitive friends who think this strange….
lewisbower about 14 years ago
I’m at my uncle’s down in Maine (State Bird–Mosquito) slapping for all I’m worth. “Hey, Unk, ain’t these mosquitoes bothering you?” “Ah don’t take it personal.”
Wish I could have that attitude.
cats32 about 14 years ago
lol
JanLC about 14 years ago
Michael Brennan: wouldn’t that be mosquitobia? “itis” on the end of a word indicates infection or inflammation.
jeffreybradmc about 14 years ago
I wonder if Jon’s related, Rose’s husband, he’s fears spiders. Rose is on comic.com, youl find it there, and see what I mean.
SilverSlyder about 14 years ago
uuhh maybe garfield and jon shouldnt have been outside and besides jon is a birdface :-p
SilverSlyder about 14 years ago
why does he look like hes crazy though
SilverSlyder about 14 years ago
surely Harry hill wouldnt be as silly as jon XD
Iwa Iniki about 14 years ago
Garfield takes plenty of Vitamin B12.
Rakkav about 14 years ago
It has been said that mosquitos prefer Type O blood.
Meanwhile, I’ve met only one other person besides Jon Arbuckle who the mosquitos like better than me, and he’s on this side of the fourth wall with me.
Pray for us.
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
JanCinVV said, about 11 hours ago
“Michael Brennan: wouldn’t that be mosquitobia?”
That’d be up here in Canada – fourth provice from the left.
codycab about 14 years ago
Jon’s face: HAH!
The Uchiha Clan almost 4 years ago
Ur terrifying, Jon