Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for November 27, 2015

Don’t worry, he’ll lick it off.I remember when I was very young and washing machines were open-faced, and I decided to wash a cat…The cat was lucky it was rescued before I got to wring it dry. I wasn’t so lucky a different day when I got my arm caught in the wringer and flattened. I really do know what it’s like to be a cartoon.

Who bathes a cat?!? I didn’t think it was possible…

Bathing the cat is even more fun that giving one a Pill.Getting the cat back down off the Ceiling, on the other hand (You have to use the Other Hand because the first one is now very Painfully Shredded), is rather Difficult..

This may be the only time Scott mentioned his wife’s name.

Harriet, eh? I’m glad to know his wife’s name.

How to bathe a cat:.Step 1: Change your mind and don’t.

This is how you wash a cat.

Many cats seem to actually Enjoy a warm damp cloth. So long as you don’t rub Against the grain, of course.They also enjoy a gentle Brushing. Again, With the grain.

His wife’s name is not Harriet. I think it is actually Missy.