La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 05, 2015

Only 450 tamales de puerco confinscated and destroyed?

Incinerated in an oven?

Was the “incinerated” meant as a jab at the cook, who slightly overdid the job?

So maybe they should’ve just quarantined those tamales for six months. Though either freezer burn or a whole new set of teeny-tiny pets might result…

Hope the party was near a bathroom.

In the 3rd rate college I was studying Customs here in Mexico, one of out teachers told us that just after Thanksgiving/Black Fridaym the customs warehouse would always get full of illegal liqor, from people who tried to cross more than their allowed limit or outright smuggle, but by the next day the warehouse would añways be completly empty

What makes a tamale illegal?Were they not tasty enough?

Mexican Christmas Party. Isn’t that Racist?