Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 09, 2015

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    tahoeh2o  almost 9 years ago

    No, I was asleep…

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    PICTO  almost 9 years ago

    Someone’s sainthood is in jeopardy.

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    I guess she wasn’t being good.

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    billdaviswords  almost 9 years ago

    What? No sparkly vampire?

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Peeping Santa?

    No way!

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    dflak  almost 9 years ago

    Wanted: S. Clause, AKA, Chris Kringle, AKA St. Nicolas, AKA Jolly Old Elf for 7.2 billion counts of breaking and entering.

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    hippogriff  almost 9 years ago

    dflakWith a third of the world population in poverty, I doubt the count is that high.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Immortal Guardians have good faith exemptions to invasion of privacy laws. It’s called the Santa clause.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    @Coyoty

    You sure it isn’t the clause that refreshes?

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    wiatr  almost 9 years ago

    It might be all of them!

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    bmonk  almost 9 years ago

    Nope. I’m with the Marx Brothers—there ain’t no sanity clause.

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