Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 10, 2015

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    Yalashanda  about 9 years ago

    He wants her to wrap it up.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Knowing how to dress attractively is a gift.

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    Farside99  about 9 years ago

    At least he didn’t say, “You look adequate.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago

    “Does this pattern make my butt look square?”

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    orinoco womble  about 9 years ago

    She thinks she’s God’s gift anyway.

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    Linux0s  about 9 years ago

    I like how she’s done her bow.

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    He’s just going to rip off the wrapping later….

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    bookworm0812  about 9 years ago

    They should dress up in reversible wrapping paper together! One can dress with one side showing and the other with the reverse side. Usually the sides coordinate.

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    xpurplezebra  about 9 years ago

    Take a bow, and I’m not ribbon.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    What… no gift tags?

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    Pokemon Fan  over 3 years ago

    besides, your going to rip it off later tonight anyway!

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