Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2015

There’s only one way to beat the Jinxies, Rat — call Pixie and Dixie!

Just when I thought my life was going well, I learn of the Jinxies.

They look like Wal-Mart smilies from a bad part of town.

Now you tell me! This explains a LOT!

Always think of the old saying in situations like this, “You’re not paranoid if they really are out to get you!” Rat, of all creatures, should have known this!

Once things go from bad to worse, the cycle repeats itself.

Looks like Stephan is fed up with Rat’s shenanigans and has a little revenge in mind.

Never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who’s had…….

Poor Mr Rat………………………..not !

Jinxies! That explains a lot!Glad to see that they are now working with Rat, instead of, e.g., me….

Speaking of ‘wood’, you are jinxed to embarrass yourself the next time you see that girl you like.

The jinxies have taken up permanent residence in my life. I’ve known about them for years…

Aww, they’re cute!

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

The Jinxies attacked University of Texas Mack Brown’s serenity after the 2009 BCS Championship season. He had the audacity to say, late in summer practice and before the first game of the 2010 season, that his team was so good they could have some fun in the games to come. It was a bad year. They went from 13-1 in 2009 to 5-7 in 2010. Beware the Jinxies.

I wondered what those little bastards looked like, and now I know.

Like I always say “Karma never misses out anyone”

xxx

The proper answer to that question is, “No worse.”

this couldn’t happen to anybody more deserving, except maybe bucky. can that be arranged? also trump and all the other people spreading hate on the planet?

well thats a disgrace