Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 11, 2015
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Richard's For Almanac 2002 Guide to Xmas Trees by Richard Thompson hey, man, is this tree straight yet? Early Warning Fir - Keels over in a dead faint in the event of a National Emergency. Not real helpful. Cannabis Spruce - Sap is extremely mellowing on contact. May cause irresponsible behavior. Fartin Balsam - I'd avoid this one too. Al Gore - not technically a tree. Suddenly ubiquitous. Hey, Al! Get outta here you crazy guy! Puerile Fir - Perfect for homes with a preschool craft project cotton ball and glitter decor scheme. What Th- All right, you're not fooling anyone. Go home are all called the Supreme Court!
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Well, Al Gore is kinda wooden, and with the decorations added (in the last panel), he doesn’t look too bad….
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
The early warning fir is actually a bored cat fir. Look inside. It is full of nesting bored cats.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
Uh, no man, it’s like, uh, far out, man…
Ryan Plut about 9 years ago
Fartin Balsam rhymes with Martin Balsam. Bet he’s peeved.