Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 12, 2010

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    grapfhics  about 14 years ago

    Better late than , , ,

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    Edcole1961  about 14 years ago

    The name’s Johnston with a t. There was a mix-up a few strips ago.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Death wasn’t wearing his glasses.

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    I kept trying to die, but the doctors kept pumping stuff into me that kept me hanging on.

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Reminds me of a comment by Lazarus Long(RAH) about the inadvisability of long term suspended animation. “What if Judgment Day occurred and I slept through it?”

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    Flintstoned  about 14 years ago

    I forgot.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago

    “There’s kind of a funny story about that. You see, I lived in Nebraska and my plan was to commit suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. But just before my flight I saw Death at the airport in Omaha; believe me, he was just as surprised as I was. So I figured ‘Why should I bother with the trip, if Death is right here in town?’ After six months of waiting I finally shot myself, and when Death came to take me he said ‘You’ve really thrown me off schedule. I was supposed to meet you six months ago in San Francisco.’”

    If it be now, ‘tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now. If it be not now, yet it will come. The readiness is all.

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