Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 09, 2010

He then ducked into the nearest phone booth and “FLOOOMM!” reappeared as “CAPTAIN CLUELESS” That valiant defender of the incredibly incompetent!

You’re gay? No problem, I too am happy go lucky..

Wonderful, Cleo!

He’s sure it’s just a momentary lapse…

Yeah, so her name is Gay?[jk] I knew a guy whose first name was Gay.** Now that’s rough.

** not kidding

So if he had a sex change would she go out with him?

Persistence. Quality which either is very good or bad.

Maybe it’s Chastity Bono; she went from being a gay woman to a straight man. (Tell ‘em how, The Wild Sow!)

On the other hand Gay might go out with Gay – Mr. Talese and Mrs. (Widow) Blackstone.

I don’t know how many women told me that during my dating time. I stopped trying to date them and then they were suddenly heterosexual. I tried to convince the Christian right to use me to convert lesbians but they haven’t gotten back to me on it.

Lezzie Von Tramp.

Guy had the perfect line: “That’s okay, You can bring a friend to the date.”

I guess her hair color really does cover the gay.

OK, gimmickgenius – I’ll try to get it thru the OttoCensor.

So, just how did “Chastity” become “Chas?” Had a “tity” removal!

And possibly also underwent an addadicktome.

That’s okay. Les go……………

“My mother made me a homosexual.”

“If I get her the wool, will she make me one, too?”