Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 18, 2010

Run faster, Lio!!!!

What can brown do for you? Not sue, for one …

Quick, Lio! Accept delivery while the VPS guy is still breathing!

Welcome home, Thing!

This is why we are suppose to handle packages with care.

Well this one sure doesn’t like the postman.

Kind of grabs you by the throat and gets you all choked up.

This is why their shorts are brown.

They took so long to deliver the parcel that the ‘thing’ hatched …tell him you won’t accept delivery, Lio!

he should hav known lio………..before picking parcel!!!!!! well…………anyway he will not even see another parcel of lio

VPS = Vampire Parcel Service?

No biggie, that driver should be used to this kind of thing after dealing with a VPS Dispatcher all day.

“Don’t hurt my monster!” Lio cries.

And I thought that my wife was hard on our UPS man, making him trudge up our hill several times a week. At least her purchases don’t grab him around the neck.

Great my package attack the vps guy

we are serious about that handle with care label

VPS? Vermont Postal Service?

I wondered what happened to our UPS man. He became a VPS man. “Very Private Service”.

Vermin Parcel Service ?

Lio wanted it shipped USPS, but they make you sign a declaration that the package contains “no hazardous material”…

Is this what “Shipping and Handling” means? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VPS = Very Painful Surprise.

Vicious Predator Service

I hope Lio remebered to fill out a 3-177 on that thing!

https://edecs.fws.gov/3-177FilingInstructions.cfm

forget dogs! that monster is now the enemy of mailmen everywhere.