Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 12, 2015
December 11, 2015
December 13, 2015
Transcript:
Sign in front reads: LUNCH SPECIAL Half-full or half-empty cup of coffee with chicken or egg sandwich, whichever comes off the grill first.
Door sign reads: FIGURATIVELY OPEN LITERALLY CLOSED
Roof reads: Conundrum Cafe
This reminded me of an upscale boutique in the old Blackstone Hotel in Ft. Worth, Texas.The lady thought she had a boutique named the “Carousel”, She didn’t. Her boutique was advertised out front in letters 2 feet high, as the “Carousal.”
Sadly, this is the state of US Gov’t…. ALWAYS, no matter who or what or which “ruling party” is sitting there, so don’t try to name names, they are ALL in on it……
Superfrog about 9 years ago
Riddled with puzzling confusion.
Argythree about 9 years ago
By the time you finish reading this menu card, you’re no longer hungry…
nosirrom about 9 years ago
Serving pretzel logic all day long.
Varnes about 9 years ago
Dogsniff, king of the one liners…..I used to play a conundrum in the marching band at half time…
feverjr Premium Member about 9 years ago
If you have reservations, don’t eat here.
Varnes about 9 years ago
Never could figure it out…
Bilan about 9 years ago
They have neither fish nor fowl,So you’ll have to fish or cut bait.
GiantShetlandPony about 9 years ago
I’m a pony!
unclebob53703 Premium Member about 9 years ago
I’ve got half a mind to eat somewhere else
Old Texan75 about 9 years ago
This reminded me of an upscale boutique in the old Blackstone Hotel in Ft. Worth, Texas.The lady thought she had a boutique named the “Carousel”, She didn’t. Her boutique was advertised out front in letters 2 feet high, as the “Carousal.”
AKHenderson Premium Member about 9 years ago
Captain Eddie’s cat may or may not be there.
jreckard about 9 years ago
Also on the menu is a riddle, smothered with enigma, wrapped in a mystery.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
They are so slow, it started off as an egg ……
dr_dolittle_rwc about 9 years ago
Sadly, this is the state of US Gov’t…. ALWAYS, no matter who or what or which “ruling party” is sitting there, so don’t try to name names, they are ALL in on it……
Homer J about 9 years ago
I’ll have the conundrum wrapped in an enigma please, no mayo.
twj0729 about 9 years ago
Schroedinger’s restaurant?
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
Don’t bother ordering decaf. Whether there is or is not caffeine in your coffee will not become reality until you try to sleep later.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
But on the positive side, it’s all-you-can-eat, because you can keep eating half of your remaining meal at a time and never finish.
dabugger about 9 years ago
It is all relative and contingent on those aspects of undetermined ‘happenstances’ within the realm whatever.
Al Nala about 9 years ago
I think you could if you tried, and I’m glad you didn’t. Self-restraint is admirable.
Ermine Notyours about 9 years ago
“The Health Department closed us. But what does ‘closed’ really mean?”
yimhere about 9 years ago
I’ll be all the food is half baked……
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 9 years ago
Does it come with free nausea and a trip to the emergency room?
JP Steve Premium Member about 9 years ago
Quantum flux diner, eat at it or don’t..I would think you could do both!
luckylouie about 9 years ago
No, it’s the chicken. God can make a chicken, but he can’t lay an egg.
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 9 years ago
As the late great Yogi Berra might have said, “Nobody goes the—it’s too crowded.”