Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 12, 2015

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    Superfrog  about 9 years ago

    Riddled with puzzling confusion.

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    Argythree  about 9 years ago

    By the time you finish reading this menu card, you’re no longer hungry…

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    nosirrom  about 9 years ago

    Serving pretzel logic all day long.

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    Dogsniff, king of the one liners…..I used to play a conundrum in the marching band at half time…

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    feverjr Premium Member about 9 years ago

    If you have reservations, don’t eat here.

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    Never could figure it out…

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    Bilan  about 9 years ago

    They have neither fish nor fowl,So you’ll have to fish or cut bait.

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 9 years ago

    I’m a pony!

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    unclebob53703 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I’ve got half a mind to eat somewhere else

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    Old Texan75  about 9 years ago

    This reminded me of an upscale boutique in the old Blackstone Hotel in Ft. Worth, Texas.The lady thought she had a boutique named the “Carousel”, She didn’t. Her boutique was advertised out front in letters 2 feet high, as the “Carousal.”

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    AKHenderson Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Captain Eddie’s cat may or may not be there.

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    Also on the menu is a riddle, smothered with enigma, wrapped in a mystery.

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    They are so slow, it started off as an egg ……

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    dr_dolittle_rwc  about 9 years ago

    Sadly, this is the state of US Gov’t…. ALWAYS, no matter who or what or which “ruling party” is sitting there, so don’t try to name names, they are ALL in on it……

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    Homer J  about 9 years ago

    I’ll have the conundrum wrapped in an enigma please, no mayo.

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    twj0729  about 9 years ago

    Schroedinger’s restaurant?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Don’t bother ordering decaf. Whether there is or is not caffeine in your coffee will not become reality until you try to sleep later.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago

    But on the positive side, it’s all-you-can-eat, because you can keep eating half of your remaining meal at a time and never finish.

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    dabugger  about 9 years ago

    It is all relative and contingent on those aspects of undetermined ‘happenstances’ within the realm whatever.

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    Al Nala  about 9 years ago

    I think you could if you tried, and I’m glad you didn’t. Self-restraint is admirable.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 9 years ago

    “The Health Department closed us. But what does ‘closed’ really mean?”

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    yimhere  about 9 years ago

    I’ll be all the food is half baked……

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 9 years ago

    Does it come with free nausea and a trip to the emergency room?

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Quantum flux diner, eat at it or don’t..I would think you could do both!

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    luckylouie  about 9 years ago

    No, it’s the chicken. God can make a chicken, but he can’t lay an egg.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    As the late great Yogi Berra might have said, “Nobody goes the—it’s too crowded.”

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