Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 18, 2010
July 17, 2010
July 19, 2010
Transcript:
I hear you in my ear. I know that you are near. Your voice just haunts my sleep. I want to touch you. You're always in my mind. And when you're here I find I want to grab my shoe and reach out and touch you. Your landing is so light but now so is your bite. You really burrow in. I want to mash you. If I could time it right I'd roll a paper tight. I'd turn you right to goo. Mosquito in the night.
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Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
This must be Mosquito Week on GoComics.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
YEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. GREAT ONE!
runar over 14 years ago
If I had a time machine, I’d go back to the ’70s and buy a bunch of Shell No-Pest Strips. Those things really worked. Unfortunately, they had a lot of dangerous side-effects.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
a mosquito in the night, DEFinitely gets your attention!
lippone over 14 years ago
I love this poem. It is so true.
<95> over 14 years ago
Shell No-Pest is unavailable, but the gummy strip is still around. Takes a bit of tolerance of the corpse collection, but does thin the swarm. Maybe a bug-zapper nightlight?
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
He can use a swat team.
longtimecomicsfan over 14 years ago
(to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands”)
There’s a skeeter bitin’ Peter, knock it off, There’s a skeeter bitin’ Peter, knock it off,
There’s a dozen on my cousin, I can hear those mothers buzzin!
There’s a skeeter bitin’ Peter, knock it off.