Man: Well, hellooo ladies! Knowing that women like hairy-chested men, Stu opts for a chest toupee.
Gosh, it’s fake?!? He certainly had me fooled….
That looks like he ran over a possum and glued the road kill to his chest.
That’s Stu ‘peed.
And here I’m the lavender cowboy…………..
Sheik,
“ran over a possum” ? Don’t you have any feelings?
I’m hair-brained. Do ladies like that?
Like Mike Myers, AKA: Austin Powers.
hes not going to tan very evenly
are you like Lucy , with her hair brained schemes?
Well that certainly is attractive to me! NOT!
“We wish you a hairy chest wig
We wish you a hairy chest wig
We wish you a hairy chest wig and a bucket of beards!
Good sideburns we bring, to glue to your face
we got you this chest wig at a discount wig place!”
-Ren and Stimpy
His Merkin is quite stunning - not…
Cant believe it too so many people to say Merkin…
took
Real women avoid bald men!
are there fleas in it ?
August 21, 2015
margueritem over 14 years ago
Gosh, it’s fake?!? He certainly had me fooled….
ksoskins over 14 years ago
That looks like he ran over a possum and glued the road kill to his chest.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s Stu ‘peed.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
And here I’m the lavender cowboy…………..
Possum Pete over 14 years ago
Sheik,
“ran over a possum” ? Don’t you have any feelings?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I’m hair-brained. Do ladies like that?
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago
Like Mike Myers, AKA: Austin Powers.
fireislander over 14 years ago
hes not going to tan very evenly
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
are you like Lucy , with her hair brained schemes?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well that certainly is attractive to me! NOT!
Boomzilla over 14 years ago
“We wish you a hairy chest wig
We wish you a hairy chest wig
We wish you a hairy chest wig and a bucket of beards!
Good sideburns we bring, to glue to your face
we got you this chest wig at a discount wig place!”
-Ren and Stimpy
craigwestlake over 14 years ago
His Merkin is quite stunning - not…
fstreichjr over 14 years ago
Cant believe it too so many people to say Merkin…
fstreichjr over 14 years ago
took
SherriannPederson over 14 years ago
Real women avoid bald men!
myming over 14 years ago
are there fleas in it ?