Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 24, 2015

Incredible it has been 50 years since “Jingle Bells” was broadcasted on the Gemini 6. (Where are Tom and Wally now anyway?)

I always ignored the Dutch, since their kids expect presents on the evening of Dec. 5th, and all the non-Christians who wouldn’t be expecting anything from a saint. Even so, that would be impossible.

i dont know about you -but im waiting up tonight to see what gifts im getting from Spoon licker Meat hook and Door sniffer

Not gnomes. The Yule Lads are of human stature, and their parents, Grýla and Leppalúði are trolls. They used to be used to frighten children, thus they have a rap sheet for stealing stuff and making loud noises in the night, and presumably eating their mothers signature Christmas dish, bad children. They were rehabilitated so to speak into their current job because it had become impossible to get children out of the house in December, out of fear of them, their mother or their cat, who eats children who don’t get new clothes for Christmas.

Today if Jingle Bells was the first song played from space, some group would be up in arms because it wasn’t about the birth of Christ.

Those Gnomes make Krampus sound like a piker!

So what’s BION trying to say? That Santa isn’t real?

What’s with the conditional tense? Think of the kids. The old boy’s really fast, OK?

Everyone knows Santa stops time so he can take as long as he wants to get around!

I want to live in Iceland! Merry Christmas Meat Hook! Sounds like the Vikings came up with those names.

so where’s mine

then how big of a sleigh would have bee to carry all the presents

The speed of time is a function of the amount of gravity nearby. So perhaps Santa has a mini black hole in his pocket.-——-I personally don’t understand how, but that is what I have heard.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

Well, Santa does travel that fast and make it to each home on Christmas Eve. He always has!!

He knew Enstein’s theory of relativity a long time ago and works close to the speed of light

To all my friends on these comics boards:<img src=””width=”350”>

Thanks for my smiles all year, and here’s hoping for many more!May you have a happy, healthy, New Year.

The only obvious conclusion is—-Santa has invented time travel….. :)

Well, I’m so glad YOU talk like an adult…. “Shut up, shut up, shut up…” You’re so right, I must be REALLY stupid… Could you please help me understand why it is that, if someone has an opinion that you don’t agree with, that they are wrong, not you? And also, why then do you read the comment section, and doing the very same thing you disagree with???