Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 21, 2010

Score one for Irving! Now he’ll be completely oblivious as Cathy goes bonkers for the next 4.5 hours…

Soooooo Irving (how much did that phone cost him? they could have flown 1st class!) and if I were Cathy I’d head straight to the help desk and get myself an upgraded seat; and leave him in the back with the carryons!

Cathy bought a $7.95 paperback, and a shoe ad.

Subconsciously, even Cathy knew that he didn’t do it when she said “I can’t believe it!”. Disappointed yet again in her self-centered husband…

Why are her boss and the blond there?

As long as he doesn’t hold it wrong.

Not sure what airline they’re flying - but every time I’ve flown in the last couple of years, they board from front to back - so he’s not going to get that extra half hour.

PS, for what he paid for the phone, poor Cathy could have checked half a dozen bags.

Well, at least the phone is something that’ll last . They would have only gotten one use out of upgrading the seats on the plane. Still, that’s jerky of him to only think of himself buying an “upgrade” only one of them can enjoy.

Usually when I fly the order is first class, passengers with special needs, passengers that that special other way (premier passengers I believe one airline calls it) then they start from the back.

Yeah, but remember that Cathy went on a shopping spree on clothes last week. I don’t remember her actually returning any of that stuff, eh?