Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 14, 2015

Twinkies will last forever.

If you eat enough Twinkies, YOU’LL last forever!

Just kidding!

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM ,SPAM

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM …

Making fun of processed food will go out of style, one day. Especially when one is hungry enough.

Like someone who’s never been anything but vainglorious can’t be modest, eh Jef? But I have to say, not a fan of processed food either.

Now I’m imagining a song, “Twinkies Forever”, to the tune of “Ramones Forever”.

And if you’ve never bathed, you won’t BECOME stinky. What’s your point?

Now, if I were the type to pick nits, which I’m not (well, maybe just a little), I would point out that by strict definition, all food is processed unless it is being consumed as it came directly from nature. So anything that has been cooked, sliced, seasoned, or changed in any way outside of mastication is “processed”.:-P

Sorry to burst your Twinkies myth, but they do have an expiration and shelf life.

Sure, blame a kid for eating junk food, Frazz. Ever think about how it’s the parents who provide the kid’s lunch?

As Night-Gaunt says, it’s bacteria. Sour cream gets moldy.

Preserved food and processed food are not at all the same.

No, it’s about yogurt and cheese. Why do people eat spoiled food? ;-)