Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 17, 2016

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    It’s the one I wear down my spine to…uh…distract the enemy when I’m…uh…surrounded and fighting for my life.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It’s for beating the quickest retreat.

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    Cerabooge  over 8 years ago

    It’s for incontinence.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    It’s for when I run across an old oak tree…

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Tie a yellow ribbon ‘round the old oak treeIt’s been three long yearsDo you still want me?If I don’t see a ribbon round the old oak treeI’ll stay on the busForget about usPut the blame on meIf I don’t see a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree

    c/o Tony Orlando…

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    brklnbern  over 8 years ago

    A real man’s man.

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