Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 14, 2015

Look, it’s her gift horse.

Besides, the poor kid has elbow imbalance syndrome and one reeeally long arm.

Grampa’s a brony…?

Betcha not more than 3 in 10 will even know what the joke is. Takers?

Sorry, I would, if it is old and wore out, darned if I want someone pawning off their problems on me. Well, unless I really liked the horse then it is different.

It is the realization that the global hegemony of white European males is at an end.

Foal pas

@ebsanThank you for helping me. Now I learned a new English proverb. Hallelujah for the age of internet.

You would have to look any horse in the mouth to find out how old it is. You tell my the cusps of the teeth. Gift or not.

Why wait to give it to her on her birthday? Smack her upside her head with it now.

Kaz, related to the expression “long in the tooth” meaning old or out of date.

@david_reavesThank you kindly. “long in the tooth", I am a little bit wiser now.