Monty by Jim Meddick for December 26, 2015
December 25, 2015
December 27, 2015
Transcript:
Take this toaster as far as the extension cord will allow and insert this Pop Tart. Is this far enough, sir?... Good. Now try some evasive maneuvers. Fooof! Oww! I really think this shoulder fire, heat seeking Nerf missile is one of my favorite presence thus far...
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
Another dangerous toy in the hands of Sedgie.-——————I hope everyone had a great Christmas. I know that I did. Be healthy, wealthy and wise my friends.
NormyBates almost 9 years ago
Merry Christmas Jarvis. I hope he’s alive.
tonypezzano almost 9 years ago
I want one.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Uh oh.I guess Jarvis is toast.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Thanks Army Nurse…Merry Christmas to you too…
I did more Santa hats on yesterday’s “Cowtown”
PICTO almost 9 years ago
Iraqistan?
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
What flavor was that Pop-Tart?It’s only a nerf shoulder-fired [sic] heat-seeking missile, but even so, poor, abused Jarvis has taken yet another painful hit on behalf of Young Master. One day, as surely as the sun rises, the plebs will rise up against the patrician!
Egrayjames almost 9 years ago
Icantstandhimstan!
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
@Gweedo ’Father Christmas: I’m home. I took mom to my brother’s house in power Springs, GA. I drove done and back in a downpour.
Varnes almost 9 years ago
Plumbob, good point….
Daeder almost 9 years ago
I thought he was going to use the toaster as a clay pigeon launcher with pop tarts instead of pigeons!
tonymcgurk almost 9 years ago
I want one
pokeystick about 1 year ago
Wasn’t he supposed to be aiming at the tart, which was to be popped, as it were?