Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2015

I guess she was pinning for the other guy

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They went about as fir as they could go….

Ever after, he always wondered…were they his saplings?

Somebody might be about to get his lights punched out.

Somebody is about to get their halls decked…

Looks like a orickly situation!!

Honey, meet the member of my new band, Bare Naked Christmas Trees!

Honey! We just got attacked by a clutter of Nipped – up cats!

When the cat’s away, …………………….. the cat’s away!

“Honey I’m ho..”“what a coincidence, me too”..You may need to massage the words in your mind a bit, I don’t want to get banned.

Christmas trees are the lucky ones. Santa only comes once a year.

It’s a wordplay field day in the comments!

Things are about to get a little tinsel!

Whoops…

Uh oh, she’s been caught playing with his baubles!

Now we know whose been naughty or nice!

Looks like she’s the ho…

She just needled a little love.

Marilyn Monroe in Playboy?

What a sappy cartoon. Let’s hope she doesn’t try to make light of the situation.