Maybe some of us could just cool down a little with our hypersensitivity and just forgive every stupid #!&#%%!!! who offends us by his/her very existence! And, oh yes, a pleasant holiday to all. I’ll have some java in that red cup, now, Mr. Barista.
I’m an elderly, white, American, mostly Christian, heterosexual, male. People at home and abroad stand in line and take numbers to express their offense at my very existence.
Nothing says Christmas more than a coffee cup. When are Christmas day services at Starbucks anyway. Probably more Christians there than in church. Do the baristas carol?
I think the media is orchestrating a war against Festivus. I haven’t heard anything about Festivus this year. Those effete snobs must hate the rest of us.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
Next stop: McDonalds, to take offense at their selling “bird nuggets” and maybe get a free Filet-O-Fish.
Kind&Kinder about 9 years ago
Maybe some of us could just cool down a little with our hypersensitivity and just forgive every stupid #!&#%%!!! who offends us by his/her very existence! And, oh yes, a pleasant holiday to all. I’ll have some java in that red cup, now, Mr. Barista.
lopaka about 9 years ago
Got one in front of me and it’s red, green with some white. That’s Christmas enough. It is amazing that people had issues with this.
LeslieBark about 9 years ago
The Society of the Easily Offended is actively recruiting new members! Join now … avoid the rush!
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Mmm, free coffee cake….Hey, any old coffee shop: I’m offended by your whatever! Gimme freebies!
Holden Awn about 9 years ago
I’m an elderly, white, American, mostly Christian, heterosexual, male. People at home and abroad stand in line and take numbers to express their offense at my very existence.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
Nothing says Christmas more than a coffee cup. When are Christmas day services at Starbucks anyway. Probably more Christians there than in church. Do the baristas carol?
peabodyboy about 9 years ago
I think the media is orchestrating a war against Festivus. I haven’t heard anything about Festivus this year. Those effete snobs must hate the rest of us.
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
You can’t hide from the moderators. They found me sneaking in from the library and sent internet commands that set the computer on fire.
Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago
Starbucks hates polar bears, too. They’ve sold cookies of polar bears with their throats slashed. The TV tells me so.
e.groves about 9 years ago
When Dana Carvey was on SNL as the Church Lady, she would have said something like,“Who wears Red? Now isn’t that special?”
dutchs about 9 years ago
Wasn’t so many years ago red was subversive. My local arena sports a red star. Still jars me a little.
Sigh…Only one enemy. We didn’t know when we were well off.
Guilty Bystander about 9 years ago
This implies that there’s an off-season for offensensitivity and I didn’t think Generation Waaah ever took a day off.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 9 years ago
The very folks who are offended by the plain red cup are the ones who intensely dislike political correctness. It’s only supposed to be PC for them.