NEUROTICA by Allison Garwood for May 21, 2024

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    coltish1.  6 months ago

    Do we have any eggs, because I need a chicken.

    And here’s the answer to that silly, age-old question. Obviously the egg came first. The first chicken egg was laid be a bird that wasn’t quite a chicken, and the egg introduced a mutant strain.

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    Judeeye Premium Member 6 months ago

    If you find some paper, the pens will have all disappeared.

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    charles9156  6 months ago

    one thing i learned working in a college many years: need a piece of paper? find nearest trash can. plenty ;+)

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    Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 6 months ago

    Check your mail. Envelopes make great emergency paper for shopping lists, they’re free and you’re probably going to toss it when you’re done anyway.

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