The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 12, 2017

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Sure, 100 thread count sheets from KrustMart…. like they have at home.

    You can hardly tell the difference between those and the sheets at the Crustwood Arms Motel.

    Oh, right…. cos that’s what they use at the Crustwood Arms….

    That’s where the Pennys went for their “staycation.” (Burl’s idea… no long drive, nobody babbling in a foreign language… and a Burger King, a McDonald’s and a Jack-In-The-Box all in that block.)

     

    They don’t even realise that Sue and Bill are talking about cotton sheets.

    None of our trio have slept on a cotton sheet since the invention of polyester.

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    Dani Rice  almost 8 years ago

    There’s no enough fabric softener in the world to make a 100-count sheet fit to lay on! Yeesh! Burlap would be smoother.

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