The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 01, 2017

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    No, Burl, that’s what idiots like you use your home equity line for.

    You only use your savings for real emergencies…. like, say, you forgot to buy Joy a birthday present, or you really need to go to Disneyland.

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    llhack  over 7 years ago

    Burl IS an idiot-a world class idiot. I’m sure he’ll stock up on those Enron futures.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Well, there’s the Ted Caribbean Fund, the Ted Las Vegas Fund, and for long-term investors, the Ted Retirement Fund. (Although the Ted New Toupee Fund is also popular.)

    .(And Suzy…. The Penny’s being at McDonalds with out cash IS a real emergency.)

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Here at Ponzi-Madoff investments we promise 100% return on your money every month.

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