First, they’ve messed around talking and that bald guy’s wife has sent him into the trenches first and fitted him with rubber pockets. The Penny’s will be lucky to even get one mini hot dog now.
.And I pity the fool who steals their purses. They’ll have to claw through the layers of half melted after dinner mints, crusty used tissues, and Joy’s panty shields that she recycles by dipping them in Air-Wick (it’s not enough), just to discover a few stray pennies at the bottom. Lord Carnarvon didn’t dig up a curse that bad.
Burl(?) should be a gentleman and offer to sit at the table and valiantly guard the purses, and all the ladies have to do is bring him a plate of buffet food. >Win-Win<
The after funeral lunches I’ve been to have been in a church annex or a community center. The food is usually pot luck or if someone doesn’t want to cook, maybe a purchased item.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago
Yeah… right up there with going to funerals of people you don’t know so you can eat at the buffet…
and with saving a table near the buffet….
and with doing it early, while the actual family and friends are still at the services.
and especially with bringing big baggies you can use for stealing food to hide in your purses and pockets.
Yup, if anybody knows what’s tacky, it’s Burl.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 7 years ago
First, they’ve messed around talking and that bald guy’s wife has sent him into the trenches first and fitted him with rubber pockets. The Penny’s will be lucky to even get one mini hot dog now.
.And I pity the fool who steals their purses. They’ll have to claw through the layers of half melted after dinner mints, crusty used tissues, and Joy’s panty shields that she recycles by dipping them in Air-Wick (it’s not enough), just to discover a few stray pennies at the bottom. Lord Carnarvon didn’t dig up a curse that bad.
Jeff0811 about 7 years ago
Burl(?) should be a gentleman and offer to sit at the table and valiantly guard the purses, and all the ladies have to do is bring him a plate of buffet food. >Win-Win<
paranormal about 7 years ago
The after funeral lunches I’ve been to have been in a church annex or a community center. The food is usually pot luck or if someone doesn’t want to cook, maybe a purchased item.