The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 15, 2018

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Yeah…. good thing Tampa isn’t part of the Earth, right?

    So that pesky meteor will just land someplace else.

     

    You’re right…. probably Crustwood, Illinois…

    right on top of the Moose Lodge, so the main hall won’t be available for your party.

     

    But it’s OK, nobody in Tampa will care….

    They’ll all be enjoying your Kentucky Fried Chicken buffet.

     

    Better order it this week.

    Could be pretty crowded down there that week, what with Illinois, Kansas, Indiana. Ohio and Missouri all wiped out.

    Hey… maybe if you call tomorrow you can get a 2018 price for your 2043 buckets of chicken!

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    The meteor will miss Mar-A-Lago, so all will be well.

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    bookworm0812  almost 7 years ago

    Are those guys smokin’ stuff again?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Twenty year on, the giant mighty meteor was streaking down directly at Crustwood. But amazed astronomers saw that, as the meteor had barely entered the atmosphere, it suddenly veered away and is now streaking toward Andromeda, surprisingly at a great speed than when it approached. “We can only conclude,” mused the scientists, “the some strange local force had such power to repel that it cast the meteor back into space.”

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