The cups are actually a benevolent act. Imagine sitting in front of the Penny’s. The body sounds. The constant stench. The punctuation of sudden expulsions of reek. Burl might take his shoes off. Maybe someone hasn’t rinsed her bra this month. And you’d have to listen to Burl’s explanations of plays, which make no sense, even when his mouth isn’t full.
Just like when someone thinks because they have their turn indicator on it gives them dibs on a vacating parking spot at the shopping center. Now if they would learn to use the indicators for their intended purpose on roadways.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
My heart goes out to ushers and security people.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 6 years ago
The cups are actually a benevolent act. Imagine sitting in front of the Penny’s. The body sounds. The constant stench. The punctuation of sudden expulsions of reek. Burl might take his shoes off. Maybe someone hasn’t rinsed her bra this month. And you’d have to listen to Burl’s explanations of plays, which make no sense, even when his mouth isn’t full.
William Bednar Premium Member about 6 years ago
Well maybe I’ll just pee in both your cups. How’s that grab ya?
paranormal about 6 years ago
If you don’t like the Penny’s, then find another strip to read.
Malcome1 about 6 years ago
Just like when someone thinks because they have their turn indicator on it gives them dibs on a vacating parking spot at the shopping center. Now if they would learn to use the indicators for their intended purpose on roadways.
Train 1911 about 6 years ago
I love this strip lets me vent my anger