The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 31, 2019

I’d say you’re wearing “Too little, too late.”

But considering that it’s Jerry asking…. you can’t even compete in that category.

and don’t forget “She’s sitting on the back deck, it’s getting dark and the mosquitos are raining down in the background…!”

I’m not sure what’s more distressing. What she’s wearing…. or what Jerry’s doing on the other end of the phone. (Combing his belly hair, of course. What else did your dirty little mind thing I meant.)

Whatcha mean “little”?

Creepy……..oh that’s right, we’re talking about Jerry…..

This is a turn on for Jerry