This year, she’s giving Timmy more grownup presents. She’s already put in some pocket lint, one of Burl’s old unpaid parking tickets he can play with, and three Tums she found in the bottom of her purse. (They were the flavors she doesn’t like.)
More fluff, less stuff….O.K. this is Pennyeconomics….but….the Easter grass? Don’t they have to save that to fluff up next year’s Easter baskets? Perhaps green and red packing peanuts (aw, fergit it, those dweebs might try to EAT those, thinking that they’re Circus Peanuts)…….
paranormal about 5 years ago
Joy, just use crumpled newspaper for filling the stockings.
HarryLime about 5 years ago
Those words “Easter grass” could have a whole new connotation in 2019.
William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’m still waiting for Verl to wear a pullover with the phrase “The Wrath of Khan – on ice”.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 5 years ago
This year, she’s giving Timmy more grownup presents. She’s already put in some pocket lint, one of Burl’s old unpaid parking tickets he can play with, and three Tums she found in the bottom of her purse. (They were the flavors she doesn’t like.)
orbenjawell Premium Member about 5 years ago
More fluff, less stuff….O.K. this is Pennyeconomics….but….the Easter grass? Don’t they have to save that to fluff up next year’s Easter baskets? Perhaps green and red packing peanuts (aw, fergit it, those dweebs might try to EAT those, thinking that they’re Circus Peanuts)…….