Eek! by Scott Nickel for March 25, 2009

But you are hung like a horse.

Is it illegal to not hire a centaur because he won’t fit into any of the stalls in the office men’s room?

I’m guessing dinner at the new restaurant is out of the question?

Then wear a skirt.

or a kilt

Funnier if he said, “It makes me feel like a horse’s ass.

No shirt, no shoes either, I bet he gets no service.

he needs to be in that starburst commercial with the lama