The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 08, 2020

A mind is a terrible thing to waste doesn’t apply here.

This is your brain on dregs…

after an hour of going back and forth… will they get 1/2 back…?

We’ll assume they gave you the free extra one. So your return is approved and here’s your, uh… nothing… back.

NEXT thing you know, they’ll smoke the roads to the Crustwood Multi-plex and pony up for a movie they’re only marginally interested in because they heard there’s a BOGO deal on the Glutton’s Gorge Buttered Popcorn Tub………

Come on Brul they know you used the second one to dry off your hands after taking them out of your pocket

Looks like it’s a ‘mini popper’. Of course they don’t want it.

You must return both poppers to get a refund…

Found it!