The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 16, 2022

Do you get to keep the flag Burl? Think how important you’ll look

You should have gone and told them you were related at the family rag pulling last night. There is nothing left except dust and empty space.

…one thing I have learned from reading about these people daily……their barrel is a bottomless it………..

Once I was stuck behind a line of cars. I yelled to my self "There better be a hearse at the front of this line. The road opened up to two lanes, and as I passed them, there WAS! I went “Oops! Sorry for your loss!”

They’ve complained about funeral food in the past.

Crooks used to read obituaries and rob the homes of those attending the funerals.

Burl wants first dibs on that raised toilet seat…!

Pigs.

So there IS such a thing as an overweight vulture.

Burl wanted “How Great Thou Art” played at his funeral. Until he found out it wasn’t about him.