The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for June 01, 2023

I use a shopping list. And still end up calling my wife from the store about 4-5 times.

Local Safeway has soon to expire meat binned out at 30 to 50 percent off. The old folks crowd around and fondle each package. Takes forever before they shuffle off. I wish my electric cart had a horn. Of course some of ’em may die from the shock…./s

I’m an old geezer too….

How would know if she could have prime rib or filet you don’t know her phone plan

Burl’s a boob……..that shopper probably has unlimited minutes as part of her phone’s service…….

What’s with Joy’s hand? Does she have her index finger in a white glove?

Burl will buy the filet and put it in the freezer for a year till it becomes more valuable…!

Tell her like it is, Burl!!!