The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 08, 2023

Save your money, if you MUST…go cardboard

The sign says, “Just Coffins”, but that’s a casket on display, not a coffin.

In his professional opinion, they should go with grand piano crates. What are they doing here? Did someone tell them there were snacks? They could go with left in the open natural disposal, sky burial, is it’s sometimes called. But even vultures have some standards.

Burl, are you going to store those babies in the garage???

Do people still do the grave thing? IMHO cremation is the way to go. The heirs aren’t out a ton of money.

the only thing they are killing here is time… until they head over to check out the menu at the new Mcdonald’s…!

they’ll stow the corpse of the first to go in the “stretch” freezer until the other goes, than pass the “discount” along to the survivors………

Farmer Brown was out in the yard, sawing and hammering some boards, when his friend stopped by.

Friend: How ya been?

Farmer: Oh, I’m doin’ OK, but the Missus is up in the house, feelin’ right poorly!

Friend: Oh, sorry to hear that — is that her coughin’?

Farmer: Nope — it’s gonna be a henhouse!

You can request an extra deep grave so two caskets/coffins can be buried in the same grave.

He thinks they are there for pleasure? Is he new at this job, and if so, what was his former job?

They are so cheap