The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 10, 2024

Now that’s an unnatural disaster

Say what?

Yep, there it is… his emergency triangle… hanging on his belt… looks to be isosceles…!

……..cheeze-louise, I’m going back to bed………it WAS just a bad dream………

Don’t imagine his car had radar. Once, he mistakenly tuned into a PBS science show and they talked about “Doppler” and used a passing train horn for the classic demonstration. Burl thought, “Hey, my car has a horn, too.”

FEMA officials today convened an inquiry to discover who messed up and actually warned Crustwood.

How did that obtuse moron get a position like that??? He’s going to get a lot of people killed!!!

Avoid the traffic. Get your lawn chair, binoculars, and beer and head for the roof. We’ve had more tornadoes than fireflies.

Don’t follow leaders

Watch the parking meters!

How ironic. We’re having tornado warnings in my county today.

Unbelievable! Who would meet up before a tornado? Who would listen to anything Burl said?

Putting burl in charge of evacuation needs mental jealth