Reminds of the joke about the two farmers. One owns a duck who has strayed unto the land of the other. The second declares he is tired of the other guys animals wondering unto his land, so he plans to keep the duck and eat it.
The first becomes infuriated and challenges the other to a fight, the winner getting possession of the duck. They agree to a plan in which each will alternate hitting the other 3 times and whoever gives in gets the duck.
Well the original owner goes first and winds and hits the other with 3 very fierce punches leaving the other very sore. As the second man plans to deliver his blows, the first turns and walks away saying, Go ahead, you win, eat the duck.
Glibster Premium Member over 8 years ago
Once and awhile – just now and then – our man Jeff really comes through. You go Jeff!
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
This gag was used in the Abbott & Costello movie Hold That Ghost, in which Lou was a gullible soda jerk in a diner.
brklnbern over 8 years ago
Smart feller, for a change.
Reminds of the joke about the two farmers. One owns a duck who has strayed unto the land of the other. The second declares he is tired of the other guys animals wondering unto his land, so he plans to keep the duck and eat it.
The first becomes infuriated and challenges the other to a fight, the winner getting possession of the duck. They agree to a plan in which each will alternate hitting the other 3 times and whoever gives in gets the duck.
Well the original owner goes first and winds and hits the other with 3 very fierce punches leaving the other very sore. As the second man plans to deliver his blows, the first turns and walks away saying, Go ahead, you win, eat the duck.
Number Three over 8 years ago
Sorry, Jeff.
Better Luck next time. Whether it involves oysters or not!
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