Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 16, 2016
January 15, 2016
January 17, 2016
Transcript:
NATE: Oops! COACH: Oh for-! I told you to be careful with the paint pots! NATE: Good thing you can't make me run wind sprints in the art studio! Haha! COACH: You're right, I can't. I'll have to take you into the hallway. NATE: It's hard to run fast in an art smock. COACH: Lift those knees!
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Maybe Nate learned a lesson in this class…. hopefully.
T.A.S.K Master over 8 years ago
…and we don’t need teachers that inadvertently teach kids that exercise as a punishment. Trying to make kids into olympic sprinters by making them do wind sprints till they barf is bad.
Tony S over 8 years ago
Why did Nate even bring up wind sprints?
laurac5800 over 8 years ago
No, no we don’t. He’s a complete psycho.
ericbutts74 over 8 years ago
What? No TWEETS! from the whistle-happy task-master?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I think most coaches are closet sadists. Especially when they have the kids practicing in 100+ degree temperatures. One here had them crawl on astroturf and they got all cut up. Parents were less than thrilled.
Sabrejack Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’d take that sprint right to the principal’s office to call my father to come explain the coaches errors to him
MS72 over 8 years ago
you gonna be in trouble if coach john falls over dead tomorrow
route66paul over 8 years ago
if the coach would run with them, he would be a lot lighter on his feet. Zero respect for a teacher that doesn’t join in.
Queen Blackbeard over 8 years ago
Coach John used to be a drill sergeant for the US Marines, but he got fired for being to hardcore.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Aw man!
jjbarefoot over 8 years ago
Do schools allow running in the hallways?
TheCuttingEdge202 over 8 years ago
Hey, where does Nate live? I’ll bet it’s somewhere in Massachusetts, because he’s a Red Sox fan.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
Thought rules were no running in the halls?
TheCuttingEdge202 over 8 years ago
YES! Nate DOES live in Massachusetts! Around the Boston Area, actually, probably pretty close to where I live.The strip on January 22nd, 2013 states that Seattle is roughly 3,000 miles away from where Nate lives. After utilizing the magical power of Google, I realized that Massachusetts is around 3,000 miles from Seattle and from Seattle to Boston is around 3,040 miles. It couldn’t be anywhere else because we know that Nate is a Red Sox fan and that he lives somewhere in New England. Awesome!
letogmyotter over 8 years ago
Nice detective skills!
nobleoble over 8 years ago
i feel bad for nate
shronkmonster over 7 years ago
same here
shronkmonster over 7 years ago
me too
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
Wa wa waaaaaa
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
I’ll start a poll called “Down with gym teachers” and take it to the USA and Japan. I seriously will
Arcery about 4 years ago
Why would you even say that, Nate
HalberCon about 4 years ago
it would be funny if Mrs. Godfrey saw nate and gave him a detention for running in the hall, and nate would try to blame Coach John, but Mrs. Godfrey wouldn’t care
Teddy Ortiz almost 4 years ago
Glad This Wasn’t Me “/
Mario Kart almost 3 years ago
You kinda gave him the idea, Nate.
GloriousComradeOfCommunism over 2 years ago
I showed this to my gym teacher once and he was like “wow, that coach is mean.”