Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 30, 2015

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    Toonerific  over 8 years ago

    Yeah, but you weren’t meant to live this long.

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    jreckard  over 8 years ago

    A house fly is one think, a couch fly is another.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    After hours of banging against the window, he just gave up.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    He is depressed, which means of course, that her fly is down.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago

    On the plus side, being a fly, he’ll eat her cooking.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Smack!

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    Perkycat  over 8 years ago

    She thought she could change him after marriage…..you know how females are.

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    gmoldmule  over 8 years ago

    She must be a Cluster fly then…

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    MrRobots  over 8 years ago

    She could have done worse – and found out later,, he was a fruit fly..

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    Mike H  over 8 years ago

    At least she is not hanging out around the garbage all day.

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    Mike H  over 8 years ago

    Well he will eat anything disgusting she serves him.

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    DanReynolds  over 8 years ago

    like

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    Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I fondly recall the days when Maggie would throw a vase at Jiggs or blast him with a rolling pin, screaming “MAGGOT!” Is this what became of them?

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