Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2016

There is nothing to study.

Not exactly Buck Rogers.

Well, technically, we’re all time travelers. One hour per hour. YMMV if traveling anywhere close to relativistic speeds.

Studied with a microscope. A strong microscope.

It’s like a story Bob Costas tells about a basketball player named Marvin Barnes (RIP), extremely gifted but not the sharpest pencil in the drawer: Marvin’s playing for St. Louis in old ABA and the team is flying out of Louisville at 8:00AM (ET) and landing back in St. Louis at 7:56AM (CT). He takes one look at the schedule, says “I ain’t gettin’ on no time machine” and rents a car to drive home instead.

Sealy sells time machines…Who knew…?

Twenty minutes? How on earth are you able to keep it under an hour?

A good Pig study : Bacon, Ham ,Pork Chops, Ribs, ect.

That dumb Pig gets confused between minutes and years.

Pig sleeps the sleep of the innocent.

once again, I agree with Rat

Yeah, I sit down to watch a movie and wake up to watch the credits roll.

Brain? What brain?

Nothing to see here, folks! Move along!

One of the funniest ones lately. Thanks Stephan.

There’s precious little there to study, Rat. Pig is Pig. We all must deal with it, every day, one day at a time, endlessly into the future….

Look who’s talking!

I wonder what it was like for Sleeping Beauty?

xxx

That happens to me all the time.

What brain?

But…but he’s in the future now…