Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2016
January 07, 2016
January 09, 2016
Transcript:
Goat; I think I just did the best writing of my life.
Pig: Good for you, Goat. Post it on the internet for all the nice people to see.
Goat: Good idea. I've met nicer people in a prison riot.
Pig: Oh yeah. Prison's much friendlier.
I thought this strip was exposing Goat and Pig’s lurid pasts that included prison time but then I remembered they know Rat. Everything they know about prison came from visiting hours…
Yep. pretty much any chatroom seems to make people think they can be as rude as they want and they’ll never get punished for it. Unfortunately, they are pretty much correct.
Some people just seem to exist to do that, in order to feel better about themselves. They would have much less chances if they had to do it only face-to-face, but on the Internet you are given the glorious opportunity to be as much of an obnoxious jerk as you want without much consequence other than maybe getting your online persona banned by being too obnoxious. But then it’s just on to the next online forum to do the same thing. What fun!! eyeroll
All true as far as it goes, Goat and Pig. But, Goat, maybe your best writing really isn’t all that good; I’d guess it is in fact rather dry and pedantic….
the best way to use the internet is to NOT READ the comments. that way your self image, self esteem, paranoia(s), opinions, and blood pressure can be ‘normal’
I recently joined a model making website that promised to “be gentle” when critiquing your work. Can’t help noticing though that the only models put up for critique are stunningly beautiful!
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
The anonymity of the internet gives them the courage to be obnoxious.
Rod Gonzalez almost 9 years ago
Panel 3: My reaction to Rat’s “writing”.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
See if Goat gets any more advice from Pig.
TMO1 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’ve been around the internet since 1991, and I can say that there were trolls and jerks in abundance even then.
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
We all know that all those comments were from just one person. Er, animal. Rat.
Darth Stevious almost 9 years ago
I thought this strip was exposing Goat and Pig’s lurid pasts that included prison time but then I remembered they know Rat. Everything they know about prison came from visiting hours…
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
One must remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder……………..
Dave Thorby almost 9 years ago
“Internet” and “nice people” should never appear in the same sentence, you stupid Pig ;)
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
poor Goat
prime_pm almost 9 years ago
I’d post my writing online too, but I just REALLY do not want to pay for the services.
Kinda like this website here.
toahero almost 9 years ago
Yep. pretty much any chatroom seems to make people think they can be as rude as they want and they’ll never get punished for it. Unfortunately, they are pretty much correct.
æ² almost 9 years ago
Some people just seem to exist to do that, in order to feel better about themselves. They would have much less chances if they had to do it only face-to-face, but on the Internet you are given the glorious opportunity to be as much of an obnoxious jerk as you want without much consequence other than maybe getting your online persona banned by being too obnoxious. But then it’s just on to the next online forum to do the same thing. What fun!! eyeroll
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
All true as far as it goes, Goat and Pig. But, Goat, maybe your best writing really isn’t all that good; I’d guess it is in fact rather dry and pedantic….
kaffekup almost 9 years ago
Maybe Pig should have read it before giving unsought advice
Godfreydaniel almost 9 years ago
Some cannibals are nicer than some internet trolls……….
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 9 years ago
the best way to use the internet is to NOT READ the comments. that way your self image, self esteem, paranoia(s), opinions, and blood pressure can be ‘normal’
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Those who can, do; those who can’t, flame.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Goat wants to avoid visiting the comments on GoComics. Some nasty characters here.
xxx
Godfreydaniel almost 9 years ago
But also nice ones like you, Number Three! (And I myself have tried to be nice a few times over the years, lol.)
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
we have met the enemy and he’s taken over the internet
Acomicfan almost 9 years ago
I bet Rat’s writing is even worse.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I recently joined a model making website that promised to “be gentle” when critiquing your work. Can’t help noticing though that the only models put up for critique are stunningly beautiful!
toohana almost 9 years ago
What’s sad is, the folks who criticize your work, can’t do any better, but are just so happy to trash yours.
Alfkowitz almost 9 years ago
Hilarious strip and only too true…
Clearstream over 8 years ago
If you want a nice site try Warrior Cats Online.
the Sasquatch about 4 years ago
Does that imply that Paris has been IN a prison riot? If so, I have a new respect for my fellow nerd.