Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 09, 2016

Perhaps he should try the Winky method, running from Kilbots.

He had 20 units of British currency and lost them?

The Lying Diet only works up to a point.

When you say “I lost 10 pounds,” no one will argue. If you say you lost 100 pounds… well…. you might get some questioning looks.

Then you have to pull out all the stops…and lie harder.

The Hillary Method. He lost e-mails, a server, a Youtube video, a bunch of government docs with his signature…it all adds up.

The way I remember that old diet joke is-" Want to lose 20 lbs of useless fat "? Cut off your head “!”

Your belt notches don’t lie.

I lost 87 pounds while posting spam to comic groups. It’s a reel eazy weigh to loose wait! I can even post while driving my new F-1 McClaren. I’m going to yoose some of the monee I’m making to take Einglush lessons and unroll in a Microsoft CUT-AND-PASTE class so my posts make more cents and doan look like they were done by Yoda…

Apikoros… but you weren’t lying.Results achieved while NOT strictly following the Liar’s Diet are unpredictable, and may include actual loss of body mass.

LOL Seriously, congratulations.

Ermine… forgot to say….Right! That’s the only way it really works.

And if nobody on Earth will believe you, move to Mars.