Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 08, 2016

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    wmac8898  almost 9 years ago

    Hard to believe Maxwell Bacon is having fun while getting kicked in the crotch.

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    kdizzle  almost 9 years ago

    Yikes the bottom of that palm looks like it needs a shave! Menzie must not have realized it was time for another random pointing hand extreme close up.

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 9 years ago

    Is that the long lost Leisl? She’s been all hot and bothered for Menzie from the start. Now we know why BStatWhiz couldn’t close the deal. Well that and the placeberols. Bill Cosby told him to use the real roofies but, noooooo. Sadly for Leisl, it looks like Menzie only has eyes for Maxwell Not So Smart, and he for her. Won’t be hard to guess who carries who across the threshold. Actually, I seem to recall Jethrine doing that on the Beverly Hillbillies, but I could be wrong.

    Damn, Mop Man, these guys have already run the shine off of that floor. This looks like a long season for you.

    I believe that’s our first Fickle Finger of Fate of the New Year in P3.

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    Mr Reality  almost 9 years ago

    In all reality , P 2 is Dory plañning some half time high jinks ? Alright , a smitten Down town Kenie Brown will be rejected by Kenzie for Max " I’m Makin " Bacon .

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    miffedmax  almost 9 years ago

    No Sign Man? No Fist Pump Man? Did Bacon get demoted to the JV or what?

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    chujusmith  almost 9 years ago

    Anytime they talk about Maxwell Bacon, all I can think of is that little talking pig that does the insurance commercials. A guest appearance would certainly liven up the storyline.

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    Ravenswing  almost 9 years ago

    Max is gonna REALLY be Achin’ …

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    chiphilton  almost 9 years ago

    Max is having fun now, but he’ll wear down in the second half.

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    bitsy twill  almost 9 years ago

    Setting picks and rebounding is fun too. I swear it is! Just learning the game but Ken-Z already refuses to be a role player. I guess lofting up errant 3’s is far more glamorous.

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    twainreader  almost 9 years ago

    P-1: that’s the strongest body language signal to Kenzie I’ve ever seen. For the love of peacocks, I hope this story isn’t about misogynous love and how hard it is to be accepted when you’re tall, jocks, teens in love, and live in Milford. Coach Thorpe will set everything straight as he relates his days in the Navy, scoring around the globe while Rickey Nelson sings Travelin Man. Kenzie then “kills Kennie”, when he forgets their safe word, and moves to Moldavia in order to show the Romanians how open minded she is.

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    dadjo  almost 9 years ago

    “Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her (Menzie) head . . .”

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    Mopman  almost 9 years ago

    Yeah, the first dramatic finger point of the year! A Whigham trademark. Good catch of the hairy palm, kdizzle. Yikes, we know what that means. And speaking of means, by all means check out today’s Mopped Up Thorp.I see I’m not the only one to pick up on Leisl’s body language, that plays a part in today’s MUT

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    Mopman  almost 9 years ago

    Future Menzie? http://www.theonion.com/article/peyton-mannings-14-foot-tall-wife-crushes-skull-sp-52138

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    Mr Reality  almost 9 years ago

    In all reality , Hunny Boo Boo

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