With both of my sons, I came home from the midnight shift to find my wife starting labor. By the time they were born, I looked like hell and felt worse.
Little kids do say some funny things. When my grandniece learned how babies are born, she was scandalized to find out they’re unclothed. “I was NAKED!?!”
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Who’s that scratchy looking guy? Get rid of him, Momsie.
linsonl almost 9 years ago
With both of my sons, I came home from the midnight shift to find my wife starting labor. By the time they were born, I looked like hell and felt worse.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Is that what you call a “born writer?”
And did anybody besides me think for a moment that the baby said that cos the doctor was wearing a skirt?
No?Ok, only me, then…. sigh….
Lewis L….I bet she didn’t look so perfect either!
jreckard almost 9 years ago
Day 1: Waa! Day 2: Waa! Day 3: Waa! … Day 72: bbblmmmbboobblllmmrrr Waa!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 9 years ago
Tell us more about the exhilarating stork delivery.
jtviper7 almost 9 years ago
Is that ’ The Bogie Man Under The Covers ? ’.
cwizard71 almost 9 years ago
Kids these days start with technology so young. Surprised the baby didn’t come out an iPhone in hand.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
this is alarmingly close to reality
MrRobots almost 9 years ago
Not if Hillary can help it!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Little kids do say some funny things. When my grandniece learned how babies are born, she was scandalized to find out they’re unclothed. “I was NAKED!?!”