Paper money needs to be cleaned and pressed routinely. It has germs all over it and gets sooo wrinkled. I have a friend who performs this valuable public service for a small fee.
Get and watch a copy of “MR 880” with Burt Lancaster & Edmund Gwenn & Dorothy McGuire. Inept counterfitter caught because he misspells “WASHINGTON” (b&w)
Having worked as a banker for over 20 years, the last 5+ as Security Officer, I can tell you that most counterfeits are fairly amateurish. A good teller will recognize them immediately. That’s why the crooks don’t usually try to pass them at banks. They go to retail businesses that handle a lot of cash at a rapid pace, like convenience stores and gas stations.
Farside99 over 8 years ago
Most people’s eyes willl gloss over it anyay.
PICTO over 8 years ago
Anybody got change for a tenty…?
J Short over 8 years ago
Just change the 2 to a 1 no one will notice.
Linguist over 8 years ago
They don’t teach spelling at Alcatraz Art School !
JChris1689 over 8 years ago
“Got change for an $18?”“Sure, you want 3 $6’s or 2 $9’s?”
Retired Dude over 8 years ago
I read recently that four out of five hundred dollar bills tested positive for traces of heroin or cocaine.
I can’t verify that since it has been ages since I’ve even SEEN a hundred dollar bill.
rshive over 8 years ago
Paper money needs to be cleaned and pressed routinely. It has germs all over it and gets sooo wrinkled. I have a friend who performs this valuable public service for a small fee.
BelgarionRex over 8 years ago
Get and watch a copy of “MR 880” with Burt Lancaster & Edmund Gwenn & Dorothy McGuire. Inept counterfitter caught because he misspells “WASHINGTON” (b&w)
garcoa over 8 years ago
It’s not illegal to make “tenties”.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Commenters today are on a roll. Here and on other strips I’ve read.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Having worked as a banker for over 20 years, the last 5+ as Security Officer, I can tell you that most counterfeits are fairly amateurish. A good teller will recognize them immediately. That’s why the crooks don’t usually try to pass them at banks. They go to retail businesses that handle a lot of cash at a rapid pace, like convenience stores and gas stations.