Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 14, 2016
January 13, 2016
January 15, 2016
Transcript:
Frank: Euclid, would you say that two negatives make a positive? Euclid: Well, I wouldn't say that they don't.
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
Do you run a betting shop on the side?
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
If I said you look stupid and your shoes have mud on them you would take it as a complement?………………………………., Yes, but I’m not really positive about it …
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
Negative 8.306623862918074 squared.
dsom8 almost 9 years ago
The professor was lecturing one day and said, “In English,a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive forms a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Bah Dah Bing!
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
One of the first politicians here.
Wilde Bill almost 9 years ago
Maybe you should ask Aristotle
johnt204 almost 9 years ago
And two positives can make a negative.
Yeah, right.
ghretighoti almost 9 years ago
A Chinese couple had a white baby. The wife explained to her husband: It’s true that two Wongs don’t make a White… but Occidents will happen.