Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 12, 2016

-Canadian

If Bucky knows his naval history, he’ll present Satchel with a model of the HMS Victory. If he wants to choose another truly historic ship which might tweak the dog in a different way, then maybe the Beagle?

Le chat est un cochon! Et je suis Canadienne.

Satchel, which part, poodle breath? hmmm

Satch, get a model of the Hindenburg (technically a ship).

Deodorant into France? Good one! Also razor use by females as well.

Oooh, with all the shipwrecks, stories from the Bermuda Triangle out there, etc. out there, Rob and even Satchel should know better than to ask that.

Also, French Kissing…no wait…that caught on. Although French don’t call it that.

you’ve left out the french conquering england, parts of america and canada for a time, continuing to dominate in fashion perfume cheese champagne and other gourmet food, and hoity toity language. also they dominated world culture to the extent that french was the language of diplomacy, learned by everybody with some education for many years, before english took over

This cat is an obnoxious little s**t!

A lot of people refer to the French as “surrender monkeys” and give World War II as an example. I’ve always wondered what the folks in the Resistance would have said to that.

But the Vasa was Swedish … ?

Yup—those are some major failures, all right. Well, to Bucky, at least.

Good one.

i love this cat

i remember in college there was a european girl sitting next to me in class and she was wearing blue jeans. when she crossed her legs the pants leg rode up and her legs were hairier than mine…thought i was sitting next to a female squatch…

Funny how Yanks always forget that without French help they’d have never won the Revolutionary War.