Pickles by Brian Crane for January 06, 2016

Quit putting thoughts in the lad’s head!

He’ll be trying that now!!

Not just if you sneeze…

anal jokes first thing in morning.

I don’t know why, but, I thought of the old song “Dose Your Chewing Gum Loose It’s Flavor On The Bed Post Over Night”.\\//_

That kid rpwill never forget his grandpa, That’s a beautiful relationship.

A gas filled bubble might just lift Nelson off the ground.

You tell ’im Earl

I think Earl is the reincarnation of my own grandfather.

Why do I keep seeing my dad in Earl. So cool.

Where is Nelson’s father? Is he ever shown?

Now every kid who reads this is going to try it (and maybe some adults, too).

Is it too late to have Earl as my grandfather? I’m old enough to be a grandfather myself.

A few weeks ago there was a video on AFV captioned “A cat that may have swallowed bubble gum”. There was a big bubble coming out of the cat’s rear. LOL

we had a sex ed book as kids that showed a rooster and chicken doing it. people were only shown under the blankets smiling afterwards. my dad told my little brother when he was old enough to have sex, he had to crow like a rooster while doing it. this explains so much about the kind of family i have

That would be hilarious!

By the way, I’ve swallowed chewing gum before (by accident) I will never understand what’s so dangerous about it.

xxx

And will forever be known as bubble butt

When I was ten years old, I bought a bubble gum cigar, chewed it up and accidentally swallowed it. Awhile later, I threw it up and scared the bejabbers out of my mother. She thought I’d thrown up my appendix. I had to fess up before she hauled me to the ER…

Hmm, sounds like some of the things my grandmother used to tell me! (And I miss her very much.)