Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 05, 2016
January 04, 2016
January 06, 2016
Transcript:
It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word...
It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word...
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Think of him like a straight man to a comic. He’s setting you up so you can always get in the last word (and make it a zinger).
PICTO almost 9 years ago
Anything he says is just the start of the next argument.
J Short almost 9 years ago
Do not.Do too.Do not.Yes, you do.I do not. You do too…..
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
The thing that annoys my wife the most is my constant breathing in and out.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 9 years ago
Does your insurance cover Freudian flubs?
bobbyferrel almost 9 years ago
My wife gets very upset when the middle of my sentences interfere with the beginnings of hers.
jtviper7 almost 9 years ago
I use to tell my last girlfriend, in a very calm and slow voice, when she was raving mad and frustrated… " Now honey calm down , your foaming at the mouth again…It would drive her nuts.
reverendike almost 9 years ago
The obvious solution would be a threesome, then …
dflak almost 9 years ago
I haven’t spoken to my wife for over a week. I would be rude to interrupt her. Our standard joke is that if she ever shut up for 15 minutes, we could have her declared dead.
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
How could she get raving mad and frustrated? You’re perfect to live with, right?