The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 10, 2016
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: Oh, dear! Brutus: What's wrong, Gladys? Gladys: I've aged terribly in the past year - wrinkles, bags under my eyes, gray hairs, pot belly... Brutus: Well, you still look good to me! Gladys: Do you really mean that? Brutus: Absolutely! That's the great thing about growing old together... Brutus: My eyesight deteriorates in direct proportion to your appearance!
finkd almost 9 years ago
In Brutus’ case, age does not bring wisdom.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
You should have stopped with ‘absolutely’, Brutus…
St. Pillsbury almost 9 years ago
Gladys, take what you can get for God’s sake!
Plods with ...™ almost 9 years ago
Shoulda quit while he was ahead.
What? Me worried ? almost 9 years ago
Gladys replies " Thank you Brutus ,I think !
comixbomix almost 9 years ago
And his tact is deteriorating faster than both of those put together…
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Has nothing to do with eyesight. We see those we’ve loved for 30+ years as we always have. The wrinkles are just more reasons to love’em.
Jim Kerner almost 9 years ago
Aww At least he tried..
paul2212 almost 9 years ago
Unfortunately, it seems her eyesight has not deteriorated as quickly as his!